Why is the chili wearing a cape? Or is that… hair?

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.

Well, not all of you. We’ll massacre and purge your more moderate siblings and cousins, but we really like YOU, so we’re gonna clone you as much as we can.

You’re welcome.

Recommend some good songs?

For anyone who can’t wait for the ending:
It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long, boobless hours

Embrace nihilism and become the real change in the world? Inspiring!