I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Pizzacake has a healthy foundation of based, the crisp cringe mouthfeel is just too much for many of the webcomic connaisseur

Personally, I love how it shreds into my sensitive palate

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

Took the L on this one

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

I proclaim thee Lord Lore-Lord

Ouhhh so much meme potential

So live free or blank hard?

I also don’t get it but I’m gunna bully you anyway

The statute of ligma

I think they meant they want you to explain yourself for the scene you’re causing

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

Transmetropolitan (comic book) by Warren Ellis is everything you asked for, except the Punk element. Spider Jerusalem is a journalist that embodies everything about the aspect, though. He’s exceedingly anti-authoritarian, exists to antagonize societal and cultural norms, loud, in-your-face, and pretty much is everything punk except for the mohawk and circle pitting for 3-chord rebellious anthems.

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

Eegads, what a strong, sensual woman

Tell me Girl is ok

Tell me right now

Girl, I feel you