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just in case you haven’t done your daily eye stretches yet, here’s a workout challenge! remember to count your reps, and to take a break between paragraphs! duet your score!

oh and, uh… you may want to hide any loose keyboards before you read this. because you may find yourself wanting to throw something.

  • @bitofhope
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    1 year ago

    I did five eyerolls. Then I got to the ten fucking herz and realized either I or the writer had misunderstood what they wanted to express.

    • @froztbyteOP
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      61 year ago

      ngl, the 10hz was a hell of a turn. I certainly didn’t see it coming. guess I was running at over 9000hz and had a phase issue

      • @bitofhope
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        61 year ago

        It’s wild. This thing running on computers, abstracted dozens of layers upwards, can do things a computer can, but a couple hundred million times slower.

        The next stage of transportation isn’t faster, greener, more efficient, more afrordable, or more pleasant cars, buses, trains, or planes; it’s crawling.

        • @Amoeba_Girl
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          41 year ago

          hey come on now that’s ten times faster than a redstone computer and only consumes a handful magnitudes more ressources!