@BigMuffin69 to SneerClubEnglish • 5 months agoBig Yud gives some dating advicetwitter.commessage-square52arrow-up117arrow-down10
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minus-square@geriksonlinkEnglish18•5 months agoLooking forward to the conversation: “Honey, I’ve met someone who fulfills the criteria we established when we started our relationship. They are 50% better than you”. “OK, let me see… nope, I don’t agree, that person is at best 25% better than me. If you leave me for them, I am suing for breach of contract.”
minus-square@jonhendrylinkEnglish9•5 months ago“If I can find a girlfriend who is 10% better every year, then in 7 years I’ll have a girlfriend who is twice as good as you.”
Looking forward to the conversation:
“Honey, I’ve met someone who fulfills the criteria we established when we started our relationship. They are 50% better than you”.
“OK, let me see… nope, I don’t agree, that person is at best 25% better than me. If you leave me for them, I am suing for breach of contract.”
“If I can find a girlfriend who is 10% better every year, then in 7 years I’ll have a girlfriend who is twice as good as you.”