“Walt Bismarck,” a neoreactionary/alt-right blogger, decided to live by his beliefs and move from the liberal hellhole of Arizona to the midwest:

In 2018 I moved from a racially diverse swing state in the Sun Belt to a homogenous red state up in corn country. This decision was largely motivated by politics—I was looking to retreat to an imagined hyperborea free of crime and degeneracy where my volk had political autonomy.

The particular delight here is the section “Reason #3 - White people are no longer my most important ingroup”.

It turns out they don’t like him, they don’t like his ideas, and the white womenfolk don’t take to him. The frauleins prefer “stoic chudbots with rough hands and smooth brains” over his noble mind and physique.

In practice a society that encourages late marriage is actually much better for more bookish eccentric guys, who tend to be late bloomers in developing their masculinity and ability to seduce women.

(meaning: he came on weird at one of the nice church girls he was ogling to the point where one of her large guy friends suggested he take his leave.)

Our guy comes so close to introspection, but successfully evades it and reaches the root cause - these are the wrong kind of white people:

But these Midwesterners aren’t descended from entrepreneurial adventurers like the rest of us. Their forebears were conflict averse and probably low testosterone German Catholics who fled Bismarck’s kulturkampf to acquire cheap land under the Homestead Act. These people mostly settled areas where aggro Scotch Irish types had driven off the Injun decades ago, so they never had to embrace the risk-tolerant, enterprising, itinerant mindset that had once fueled Manifest Destiny. Instead they produced families that became weirdly attached to their generic little plot of fungible prairie dirt, and as a result we now have huge pockets of the country full of overcivilized and effete Teutons with no conquering spirit who treat outsiders like shit.

There is no shortage of genuine and active neo-Nazis out Iowa way. But they would have met Wordy NRx Boy here and flushed his head.

In the comments section, other racists call him out on his insufficient devotion to the cause of white nationalism.

Even our good friends at The Motte took the piss out of him.

The illustrations are, of course, AI-generated.

original post. Found on Bluesky by ratelimitexceeder.

  • @sinedpick
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    248 months ago

    It’s impossible to stop returning to that steaming pile of dogshit post and find something new to sneer at:

    As Delicious Tacos aptly put it, a Far Left phase is treated like a woman eating pussy in college, while a Far Right phase is treated like a man sucking cock.

    SO? WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU WASTE OF SPACE?

    • @octopus_ink@lemmy.ml
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      188 months ago

      If I could talk to him I might say - I mean, if you are out of your Far Right phase (and it was really just a phase) maybe the idea of a man sucking cock shouldn’t be your go-to example of a thing you imply can never be forgiven.

      But that’s none of my business, I’m just a puppet depicting a frog drinking tea.

    • @V0ldek
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      158 months ago

      So much to unpack. What the fuck is “Far Left”? How do you treat women eating pussy? Differently in college than after college? Why?

      I completely agree with framing all Alt Righters as cocksuckers, but I’m not sure that’s what was meant here.

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        178 months ago

        You’ve got to get in their twisted headspace* to decode it. They mean the former is somewhat acceptable straight behavior, while the latter is “too gay” for stupid reasons.

        *not recommended for longer periods of time

        • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          8 months ago

          Ignore me I feel stupider just trying to explain it idk, but I’m just straight enough that I can see what they mean even if I can’t really translate it for a normal person

          • @Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee
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            168 months ago

            That right there illustrates what that comment actually means. As a man, I’m assuming you are because of the context of being just straight enough to understand this, traditional society has created this expectation of manliness. That includes having an emotional, and especially a sexual, barrier against other men.

            This expectation is not socially present in women. So it’s “ok” from a social standpoint to be a woman into women, but it violates manliness protocol for a man to be into men.

            What this guy in the original comment is demonstrating is that he is entirely beholden to traditional social protocol, and he’s making the comparison, somewhat ironically, that being far right is viewed as a violation of the same social expectations while being far left isn’t.

            • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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              108 months ago

              No, you just don’t understand. The real punks want to codify existing social and sexual norms into inviolable legally enforced rules backed by state violence.

            • @V0ldek
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              68 months ago

              Just to underscore this, the Bible explicitly condemns male-on-male homosexuality and doesn’t even mention female-on-female.

              Although a true white chad society like ancient Greece understands that there’s nothing more manly than the love between two men.

      • @flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
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        158 months ago

        You’re lucky that you don’t know all the fucked stereotypes going into this. If you really wanna know, I’m pretty sure it’s:

        • parts of mainstream society is only homophobic against gay behavior in men
        • gay behavior in women instead “doesn’t count”, or “isn’t serious”
        • therefore people thinking like this will accept a women “coming out of a lesbian phase” whereas they look down upon men who didn’t behave 100% heterosexual
        • @V0ldek
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          208 months ago

          I always say jk after sucking a dick so it doesn’t count.

          • David GerardOPMA
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            138 months ago

            a whore on stage, a comedian in bed