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I see Google’s deal with Reddit is going just great…

    • ɐɥO
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      834 months ago

      Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

        • ɐɥO
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          314 months ago

          Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

            • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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              154 months ago

              I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

              • @anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                84 months ago

                Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

                Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

          • @froztbyte
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            4 months ago

            the fuck kind of “joke” is this

            (e: added quotes for specificity)

            • ɐɥO
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              164 months ago

              Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google’s AI

            • @naught@sh.itjust.works
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              4 months ago

              It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

              Disclaimer

              eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

              • @blakestaceyA
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                114 months ago

                Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

              • @froztbyte
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                64 months ago

                why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

                  • flere-imsaho
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                    104 months ago

                    do fuck off, would you kindly?

                  • @froztbyte
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                    you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

                    at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

                    please fuck off with that bullshit.

                    (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

                  • David GerardMA
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                    84 months ago

                    this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

                    we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s

      • @derpgon@programming.dev
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        164 months ago

        I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

        • ɐɥO
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          4 months ago

          You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

          • @voracitude@lemmy.world
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            44 months ago

            Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

            • ɐɥO
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              44 months ago

              They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

          • trev likes godzilla
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            34 months ago

            Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It’s important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.

        • ɐɥO
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          54 months ago

          You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.