Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

    • @bitofhope
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      23 days ago

      Delightfully non-ominous bio on @getlindy@x.com

      Free humanity from work.

      • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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        621 days ago

        See, I actually don’t hate the idea of engineering and automating away parts of work. Work, almost by definition, sucks. If it didn’t suck we wouldn’t think of it as “work.”

        But the current model of AI is less trying to free humanity from work than it is freeing work from humanity. Take the important business of making the line go up away from the grubby hands of people who need things like “food” and “healthcare” as a necessary precondition for working, to say nothing of their desires for “dignity” or “respect”. Even creative and artistic work that gets underpaid in exchange for being something people can be innately passionate about can be taken away from those people and fed a diet of raw electricity and compute.

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          Yea, there’s a lot of work from which it’s quite worthwhile to free humanity. It’s just that an AI company having that as its tagline and full contents of its social media bio reads with a very particular anime villain cadence. Makes me think of Seymour Guado in Final Fantasy X vowing to “free the world of its sorrow”.,

          • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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            419 days ago

            Rick Astley is absolutely the Auron here, hanging on unsent for decades waiting for a chance to set things right.

            • @bitofhope
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              419 days ago

              Is that why the network is haunted?

              • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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                419 days ago

                I’ve been strategically misdirecting summoners for years trying to find a way to take down the big tech maesters but I only have so many fiends.

                alright I’m gonna replay FFX now I’ll see you all in a month.

                • @bitofhope
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                  319 days ago

                  This is just an alternative universe spira where the maesters are the ones peddling forbidden machina.

    • @BigMuffin69
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      623 days ago

      ong this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while, pls be real

      • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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        723 days ago

        I mean, “here’s the video you asked for” is a pretty standard setup for a Rick roll, so it’s definitely in the training data, and if it doesn’t have an actual URL to link it’s going to fill in something if it starts to spit out an affirmative response, which as we’ve seen is a really standard failure mode for these systems.