this article is about how and why four of the world’s largest corporations are intentionally centralizing the internet and selling us horseshit. it’s a fun and depressing read about crypto, the metaverse, AI, and the pattern of behavior that led to all of those being pushed in spite of their utter worthlessness. here’s some pull quotes:

Web 3.0 probably won’t involve the blockchain or NFTs in any meaningful way. We all may or may not one day join the metaverse and wear clunky goggles on our faces for the rest of our lives. And it feels increasingly unlikely that our graphic designers, artists, and illustrators will suddenly change their job titles to "prompt artist” anytime soon.

I can’t stress this point enough. The reason why GAMM and all its little digirati minions on social media are pushing things like crypto, then the blockchain, and now virtual reality and artificial intelligence is because those technologies require a metric fuckton of computing power to operate. That fact may be devastating for the earth, indeed it is for our mental health, but it’s wonderful news for the four storefronts selling all the juice.

The presumptive beneficiaries of this new land of milk and honey are so drunk with speculative power that they’ll promise us anything to win our hearts and minds. That anything includes magical virtual reality universes and robots with human-like intelligence. It’s the same faux-passionate anything that proclaimed crypto as the savior of the marginalized. The utter bullshit anything that would have us believe that the meek shall inherit the earth, and the powerful won’t do anything to stop it.

  • @swlabr
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    2 months ago

    They got tired of all the “SV keeps re-inventing trains and buses à la carcinisation”* memes and decided to remove them from public consciousness altogether

    *Yes, I did initially misread “transport” as “public transport” and not “internet transport” even after skimming the article. No, I will not change this joke. Yes, I look like a fool now, but when silicon valley vertically integrates away your precious commute I’ll look like the best damn prediction marketeer out there.

    • @froztbyte
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      62 months ago

      I autocorrected it to transit in my head (because that’s the term of art and unfortunately I am cursed with that tier of networking exposure) but it also threw me for a moment

      and then I groaned because, as you remarked, it’s also true in the respect of these dipshits trying to take cars and buses and trains

      • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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        32 months ago

        Me, a network goblin: wait what do they mean physical layer or did meta try to buy TCP somehow?

        • @froztbyte
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          22 months ago

          China tried pretty hard to push neo-IP a few years back…

          • @froztbyte
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            12 months ago

            I’ll have to try dig in archives for details but here’s an ISOC link that spans quite a bit of the details