• DarkThoughts
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    162 months ago

    A lot of people still don’t, from what I can gather from some of the comments on “AI” topics. Especially the ones that skew the other way with its “AI” hysteria is often an invite from people who know fuck all about how the tech works. “Nudifier” or otherwise generative images or explicit chats with bots that portray real or underage people being the most common topics that attract emotionally loaded but highly uninformed demands and outrage. Frankly, the whole “AI” topic in the media is so massively overblown on both fronts, but I guess it is good for traffic and nuance is dead anyway.

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      92 months ago

      Indeed, although every one of us who have seen a tech hype train once or twice expected nothing less.

      PDAs? Quantum computing. Touch screens. Siri. Cortana. Micropayments. Apps. Synergy of desktop and mobile.

      From the outset this went from “hey that’s kind of neat” to quite possibly toppling some giants of tech in a flash. Now all we have to do is wait for the boards to give huge payouts to the pinheads that drove this shitwagon in here and we can get back to doing cool things without some imaginary fantasy stapled on to it at the explicit instruction of marketing and channel sales.

      • @Soyweiser
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        Xml also used to be a tech hype for a bit.

        And i still remember how media outlets hyped up second life, forgot about it and a few months later discovered it again and more hype started. It was fun.

        • David GerardOPMA
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          182 months ago

          and then spent the entire Metaverse hype pretending Second Life didn’t exist

          • @Soyweiser
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            142 months ago

            Lot easier to do hype when you pretend the previous iterations didn’t exist. (and still do, and actually have more content).

        • @bitofhope
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          142 months ago

          Oh man, XML is such a funny hype. What if we took S-expressions and made them less human readable, harder to parse programmatically and with multiple ways to do the same thing! Do I encode something an an element with the key as a tag and the value as the content, or do I make it an attribute of a tag? Just look at the schema, which is yet more XML! Include this magic URL at the top of your document. Want to query something from the document? Here you go! No, that’s not a base64-encoded private key nor a transcript of someone’s editing session in vim, that’s an XPath.

          JSON has its issues but at least it’s only the worst of some worlds. Want to make JSON unparsable anyway, for a laugh? Try YAML, the serialization format recommended by four out of five Nordic countries!

          • @Soyweiser
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            102 months ago

            No, that’s not a base64-encoded private key nor a transcript of someone’s editing session in vim, that’s an XPath.

            lol

          • @selfA
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            92 months ago

            JSON has its issues but at least it’s only the worst of some worlds. Want to make JSON unparsable anyway, for a laugh? Try YAML, the serialization format recommended by four out of five Nordic countries!

            fucking

            this take is so dangerously real I’m pretty sure uttering it at work will earn you a PIP and a fistfight in the parking lot with the lead data architect

            you know, normal startup shit

          • @froztbyte
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            72 months ago

            Try YAML, the serialization format recommended by four out of five Nordic countries

            yeah there are so many fucking crazy footguns in yaml

            another I quite like:

            ❯ ipython -c 'import yaml; d = dict(); d["d"] = d; print(yaml.safe_dump(d))'
            &id001
            d: *id001
            
          • @JFranek
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            52 months ago

            YAML is great if you need to make simple configuration files

            … which is why no one uses it for things like Kubernetes /s

            • @zogwarg
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              42 months ago

              To be “fair” kubernetes api only supports strongly validated/typed YAML-ish input…, it won’t let you put non-string values in string locations. And in reality at the HTTP api layer—at least for kubectl—json is used. (Which also means you cant’ do the more weird occult YAML things that JSON wouldn’t let you)

              You have to blame the deep-nestedness of k8s resources for unreadability…

              • @froztbyte
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                32 months ago

                You have to blame the deep-nestedness of k8s resources for unreadability

                this shit happens because FUCKING GO is a piece of shit (cf that post (from iirc fasterthanlime?) about how the go apis infect everything)

                which should not be read as me supporting k8s, fwiw. fuck that noise too.

          • @selfA
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            112 months ago

            Sarvega, Inc., the leading provider of high-performance XML networking solutions, today announced the Sarvega XML Context™ Router, the first product to enable loosely coupled multi-point XML Web Services across wide area networks (WANs). The Sarvega XML Context Router is the first XML appliance to route XML content at wire speed based on deep content inspection, supporting publish-subscribe (pub-sub) models while simultaneously providing secure and reliable delivery guarantees.

            it’s fucking delicious how thick the buzzwords are for an incredibly simple device:

            • it parses XPath quickly (for 2004 (and honestly I never knew XPath and XQuery were a bottleneck… maybe this XML thing isn’t working out))
            • it decides which web app gets what traffic, but only if the web app speaks XML, for some reason
            • it implements an event queue, maybe?
            • it’s probably a thin proprietary layer with a Cisco-esque management CLI built on appropriated open source software, all running on a BSD but in a shiny rackmount case
            • the executive class at the time really had rediscovered cocaine, and that’s why we were all forced to put up with this bullshit
            • this shit still exists but it does the same thing with a semi-proprietary YAML and too much JSON as this thing does with XML, and now it’s in the cloud, cause the executive class never undiscovered cocaine
            • @froztbyte
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              92 months ago

              similarly in that age: CORBA

              • @froztbyte
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                102 months ago

                and now of course instead of people handcrafting xml documents by string-cating angle brackets and tags together in bad php files, we have people manually dash-cating yaml together in bad jinja and go template files! progress!

          • @V0ldek
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            82 months ago

            (see this for some others)

            This article appears to contain a large number of buzzwords. (July 2011)

            WP:LOL. WP:LMAO even

        • @V0ldek
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          82 months ago

          Xml also used to be a tech hype for a bit.

          Wha… What?

          I’m trying to imagine a news anchor hyping about XM-fucking-L and I’m drawing a complete blank, is this a zen riddle

          • @Soyweiser
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            It didn’t jump out of tech media containment, so it wasn’t a mainstream hype thing, more a techworker hype thing. It was the data serialization standard which would save the web! Second life otoh, did massively jump containment.

            • @selfA
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              82 months ago

              I’ve always seen XML as much more of a tech executive thing — here’s the language that’ll run your entire business but is also incredibly easy to create proprietary semantics with, ensuring you can’t be ousted without taking the company down with you! it looks like absolute shit and it’s painful to type! buy in now!

              • @froztbyte
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                92 months ago

                I know someone who was hired (around turn of the century) because they knew how to xml with a certain kind of then-important big systems api

                the stories I’ve heard from there are hilarious

                but is also incredibly ease to create proprietary semantics with

                christ the shit I’ve seen with network vendors…. shibboleth NETCONF/YANG. advance warning; abyss grade 6+

                • @bitofhope
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                  62 months ago

                  And yet there are some tasks I wish I could do in NETCONF instead of the thing we’re actually using, but apparently the documentation for this interface is difficult and expensive for the company to get my hands on, for reasons.

                  • @froztbyte
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                    52 months ago

                    ikwym, that’s part of the set of crimes I was pointing to

              • David GerardOPMA
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                82 months ago

                XML works fine for what it is, it’s just a bit verbose. Not sure it’d be my first choice for a new thing, but it’s not a toxic waste dump if you’re allowed to do it properly.

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          72 months ago

          Yeah a huge thing at one point. Anyone use a laptop with a tochscreen?

          • @rook
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            92 months ago

            The trackpad and trackpoint of my aging linux laptop stop working if the thing gets its lid shut. The touchscreen continues to work just fine, however. It turns out that while two stupid things can’t make a good thing, they can sometimes cancel each other out.

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              72 months ago

              A handy benefit no doubt, but not quite the earth-shaking revolution the touchscreen hype-train promised at the time.

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              92 months ago

              Of course, of course. At the time though, it was expected that this would change the face of computing - no more keyboards! No more mice! No, this is more like Star Trek where you glance down at some geometric assemblage of colored shapes and tap several in random succession to immediately bring up the data you were looking for.

              That, uh, did not happen.

        • @V0ldek
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          62 months ago

          Aren’t touch screens literally everywhere? What was the hype?

          It’s always so baffling to me to learn about those things because I was way too young to actually experience any of the “hype” around most of those technologies. Touch screens are cool and they penetrated society so much there are at my grocery shop, what the fuck were they supposed to do if that’s not living up to the hype?

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            To add to the others’ comments, they were much less impressive before we had capacitive touch screens. Older resistive screens needed a good deal of mechanical force to register a press (great for longevity!) and required frequent re-calibration. They just weren’t very satisfying to use compared to any modern smart phone or tablet.

            • @froztbyte
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              72 months ago

              yeah partly this

              and also the other kinds of issues: touchscreens are (even now still) a vastly more complicated engineering item to add than simple toggle switches, and in many places they don’t make sense or are a bad solution to pick

              but in the hype of then, touchscreens everywhere! turning your lights on? touchscreen. starting your shower water running? touchscreen. opening your window? touchscreen. calling a flight attendant? touchscreen. running your microwave? touchscreen. configuring your fridge temperature? touchscreen.

              so, y’know, the usual “this new technology will save us, on everything” bullshit that industries seem so prone to. same reason as why we’re seeing so much llm-everywhere bullshit