• @o7___o7
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    101 month ago

    A depressingly low bar. Also, [Citation Needed]

      • @swlabr
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        101 month ago

        make me, fucko

          • @froztbyte
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            71 month ago

            christ this isn’t primary school, fuckoff with that nonsense

              • David Gerard
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                81 month ago

                this user has failed peer review and has been retracted

              • @selfA
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                71 month ago

                ask your big brother what it’s like to be ejected from an Internet forum for being an absolute shithead

      • @o7___o7
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        1 month ago

        It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

        • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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          101 month ago

          Man, the disclaimer up front just reminds me of the big villain speech from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

          If you explode the solarinite, you explode the universe!

        • @Soyweiser
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          61 month ago

          Wait, you are saying the MOON could get MAD! Is there a RESEARCH INSTITUTE doing emotional moon research? This is an extinction level threat! We need to do something. I’ll start the wiki. Anybody have a song?

      • @blakestaceyA
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        61 month ago

        Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of “[citation needed]” being used as a rhetorical device.

        I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

        Fuckity bye!