The Batshit Crazy Story Of The Day Elon Musk Decided To Personally Rip Servers Out Of A Sacramento Data Center
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Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…

there’s an alternate universe version of this where musk’s attendant sycophants and bodyguard have to fish his electrocuted/suffocated/crushed body out from the crawlspace he wedged himself into with a pocket knife

  • @corbinEnglish
    10•10 months ago

    It’s somewhat infuriating that all of my datacenter adventures have ended up with lacerations on my hands at a minimum, and yet he did not have a single object fall on him. It’s almost enough to make me believe in a hateful sadistic deity who protects billionaires.

    • @froztbyte
      English
      4•10 months ago

      Or it was elided from the retelling (which I could see happening if, e.g., everyone got hurt and just accepted it as “part of the process” and thought nothing more of it)