@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1318arrow-down10
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minus-square@ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilink82•2 months agoIn the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish14•2 months agoThe Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.
What about the Walrus?