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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
Idea: a programming language that controls how many times a for loop cycles by the number of times a letter appears in a given word, e.g., “for each b in blueberry”.
And the language’s main data container is a kind of stack, but to push or pop values, you have to wrap them into “boats” which have to cross a “river”, with extra rules for ordering and combination of values.
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Only dutch/german people can create the very long loops.
E: I’m reminded of the upcoming game called: “Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant”
Everyone else has to
#appropriatetheirculture.You can take my bitterballen from my WARM FRIENDLY HANDS! No really try some, there are also vegetarian variants.
(They are part of the Inventaris Immaterieel Cultureel Erfgoed Nederland (Inventory of Intangible Cultural Heritage of the Netherlands), only 2 loops though)
for ä in epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkäänköhänfor e in rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsgesetz@mlen @Soyweiser * für e […] 🤓
for h in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochyou’d think so, until outsourcing to turkish subcontractor happens
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will arnett from arrested development asking “bees?!”
Beads.
Is it a loop if it only executes once?
Time for some Set Theory!
… but the output is not deterministic as the letter count is sampled from a distribution of possible letter counts for a given word and letter pair; count ~ p(count | word = “blueberry”, letter = ‘b’)!
Even bigger picture… some standardized way of regularly handling possible combinations of letters and numbers that you could use across multiple languages. Like it handles them as expressions?