It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
You mean in the veg 😂.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag on the sensitive skin.
With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Fun fact, the sphincter is one of the muscles capable of ripping itself apart from its own strength, when around too large objects.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone!
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
They’re all quite pointy
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
Going in or coming out?
yes
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
