Wank me up when November ends
😂
Isn’t end of November still November?
If you’re afraid I’ll fail “no-fap November”, please be assured that was going to happen no later than Bonfire Night
Knowing that deeply satisfies me.
You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I’m always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!
Ninety Nut November!
really? Do I have to make the correction again?
Just call it Nut November.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.
Idk about y’all but I’m not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn’t make a difference lol
Let me guess, you’re uncircumcised/natural?
No, it’s cut. but they didn’t cut all the skin of so it still moves. I feel bad for the fellas with tight circumcisions.
I feel bad for all the fellas with any kind of circumcision.
Jerk off? During Locktober?!
Nah, cocktober.
Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.
This person needs to drink more water. No comment re: their masturbation habits
Use tiger balm like a real man
the gratinator
