We scoff at them both, but seriously pick one and get comfortable, looking reality right in the butt-cheeks is bad for the soul.

I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.

Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out

I had a disciplinary for calling in sick, the most recent time I was “nearly dying” from the flu.

Ive got it in writing somewhere from the meeting report “I had the flu the other week and still made it in, just take 2 paracetamol and get on with it” and “the flu isnt contagious so you didnt have to worry about infecting other staff”

Next time that piece of paper surfaces im getting it framed.

Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.

He was a hero for about 2 seconds.

Is there anything so specific the Internet wont provide?

You had me in the first half

Try to make the world a better place for my having existed. I’m not doing too well, but I’m trying.

The left panel is my wife for about 4 days a month. The right panel is my psyche while my body tries to soothe her

Im always watching the lamps just in case.

Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye

Me and my mates would get on the train together on online, put max bounties on each other and try to take on the entire lobby.

They’d be as well carrying on. Its in a pretty unique position as being a game that people are talking about before its even finished, which is pretty uncommon for most titles, and can be “the game they tried to ban” which did wonders for Manhunt, GTA and Postal.

My biggest beef with this is that I’m never going to believe a dog can skateboard again

My point was more “if we cant even prove that each other are sentient, how can we possibly prove that a computer cant be?”.

In that case its not being thrown out simply because its not usb c, its being thrown out because they lost/damaged/donthaveforwhateverreason the actual power supply.

Ive got a whole range of useless electric stuff that I don’t have the power supply for but cant bring myself to throw away

When youre the only kid in class who knew how to play with poke on cards

Can you prove it to anyone?

Also even if it does experience and feel and has awareness and all that jazz, why do I want that? The I that is me is still going to face The Reaper, which is the only real reason to want immortality.

I dont think we can currently prove that anyone other than ourselves are even conscious. As far as I know I’m the only one. The people around me look and act and appear conscious, but I’ll never know.

I dont want to be that guy, but the magic wand in photoshop has also lowered the skill. Its skills fade all the way to the top, yet we keep getting better results.