You cant use them in the final boss because it wont be the final final boss, itll have about 3 health bars. When you kill it it’ll laugh and call you a foolish mortal and ask if you really thought it could be so easily defeated, so obviously im going to save my potions for the end. Credits roll.

the damage will take decades to heal if ever

It will eventually, probably in the decades time frame you said. Look what Germany did and theyre cool now.

Sse Spotify for a proof of this concept. 99% of their ads are specifically to tell you about how cool it is to not have ads.

Or at least they were. My wife’s been paying a long time i dont know what its doing now.

Im scared of those websites now. Time was i could surf them with ease and confidence. I dont even know how I got that ability, just came naturally.

Ive been out of the game for about 10 years though and I’m scared of what trickery I’m unprepared for.

20p says the glowing button kills him and he presses it first

Instructions unclear. Sex expected. Rage building.

Putting all the palace upgrades into the throne and having a modern-future throne in a cave.

Good answer man good answer

“I’ll remember that.”

Also they’ll quickly learn about games where you need to git gud. Most games, especially recently, come equipped with a “baby mode storytime” difficulty setting, and theres more slice-of-life job-simulator games than ever.

If you try and go from “games are for children im too old for these newfangled marios” to “bullethell deathfest 6” youre gonna have a bad time

Which was already the name of a feature on the xbox to have 2 controllers pretending to be one. Is it the same thing as the thing on Windows that keeps trying to force its way down my throat or something different that has the same name so when people complain online about it there will be deliberate confusion about the exact nature of the complaint until frustration causes users to lash out at eachother instead of finding and fixing the problem?

I’m straight up envious. Not to the point of hatred, but I’m a little peeved that they get to order from the whole menu.

They totally do, they can see more colours than men can.

To us, we can kind of tell theres a difference between egg-shell white and creamy-white if you put them side by side, but we couldnt really tell you there was a difference otherwise. They really honestly can tell.

I have a mini anxiety spike every time my wife asks my opinion. I know my opinion means nothing and shes already decided, but I have to guess right to validate her choice, which I have to figure out by watching for nigh-imperceptible tells.

If you get a chance, play Robo Recall on VR. Scared thr shit out of me.

I imagine its getting to people. Every week theres another threat, another escalation, another price hike. Every week we get less and less, while influencers are flaunting how easy it is to just be wealthy, while we’re trying as hard as we can and failing to provide what our parents provided us, despite living in the future.

A lot of people are constantly at their limit and it only takes a minor unexpected obstacle to set them off.

Came to advise this. Its like “baby’s first civ”. Which sounds reductive and like I’m trying to be mean, but its not. It gives you a good intro to the core concepts.

Why does a politicians views on magic sky daddy matter to anyone anywhere at any time?