Enough already. The US is already the laughing stock of the world. No need to double down.
What a fucking circus.
Exactly as Russia planned. Everything is going according to the plan.
You underestimate American incompetence.
It just made it easier
I honestly want this to happen. It would be so hilarious at this point.
in fairness, at trump we already know all the options are ridiculous. I mean after the entire whitehouse pubic staff co-ordinated to answer all questions from reporters with “your mom”, when the whole administrations strategy for appearing before congress is burn books of personal attacks to deflect questions.
Pubic staff!! Lol
Unintentionally accurate.
staff co-ordinated to answer all questions from reporters with “your mom”
Did that really happen? Oh Lord.
WTF, what a bunch of clowns
Hey now, pubes have purpose. Trump staff, less so.
I also want this inflicted on my jackass parents
It would be my father’s personal racist hell
Oh baby we way past double
I mean… they keep doubling which results in exponential growth of the stupidity
She’s married to a registered sex offender. Of course she supports rapists like Trump.
Any other timeline and I’d laugh at this thinking it was a great joke. This one tho…
I literally laughed outloud the first time somebody told me that Trump was running for president. I didn’t think it could possibly have been real.
Same. I thought the dumbass was a punchline for decades. But for that goddamned game show he was given…
It is….
Right?
Seriously…
if there is a god … please, make this happen oh my god nothing would be funnier
This would legitimately be hilarious. As much as I detest Trump and everything MAGA, I hope he does the funniest thing.
I wonder how hardcore MAGA would respond. This might be a good idea lol.
Apparently they like their token black friend. She says all the right things
…isn’t it Tolkien ?
Right? Don’t they love them some Candace Owens?
I thought Candace was in the MAGA dog house for going way to overt over Jews over the last year or so?
And isnt she still be sued by the Macrons for insinuating Brigitte was a man all along?
Maybe? It’s hard to keep track of all the various squabbling between all the con artists running a grift on maga.
As far as I know, she’s still running whatever show she had. { searches }
Oh yeah, guess she got fired from Daily Wire, but YT carries her. For some reason, I kept hearing all this nonsense about how liberal Big Tech was, and how so many conservatives were so very “cancelled”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Owens#Post-Daily_Wire_career
Following her firing from The Daily Wire, Owens began a new YouTube channel, running it independently.[72] It had over 6 million subscribers as of June 2026.
They can’t be racist of they have black friends!!!
I would hope the /s isn’t necessary.
Wouldn’t it be amazing if Trump lost his base of hardcore racists? Those are the only ones who have stuck around all this time. It’d be great to see the meltdown.
Oh my god, PLEASE DO THIS. I’ll get the popcorn out.
Sure. Why not? Nothing surprises me any more with the shitshow that the USA has become.
I mean damn, really, Nicki fucking Minaj…the joke writes itself.

Am I the only one who never understood why she got so famous? Her music has always been awful.
She had one phenomenal verse on a Kanye track 16 years ago, and everyone spent five years hoping she’d do it again. By the time it became apparent that the verse was a fluke, she had adequately installed herself in pop culture.
Butt implants.
Yeah, basically this. Let’s be real,“Good Form” is soft core porn
A press secretary that isn’t even an American citizen would definitely track for this admin
c/NotTheOnion
I’d like to see where all the concerned voices when an artist has an opinion not aligning with theirs will be. “Focus on your music”
Honestly I’d love to watch the shit show if Nikki, Kid Rock, fat Superman, or Ted Nugent were made White Press Secretary.
I did a double-take. This is amazing






