More context: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50418016
Twitter comment from the post: https://twitee.co/timo_rf/status/2119604402164256843
guys, guys…
two Huangs don’t make a right. when are going to learn that.
Maybe his wife is into it and they can have a Huangatrois.
Let’s Huang out together
Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.
She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.
Probably wants to get on that sooner than later too.
It’s also coming out this morning that buddy was interfering with government Chinese spy investigations. I’d maybe run not walk down to the lawyers office if I was Mrs. Huang. Get those valuations in while everything is still peak stupid.
The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.
“Wild card, bitches!”
Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should’ve used a local model
He has a local model at home. But apparently he thought that wasn’t good enough
That would be such a good title! Why didn’t I think of that? 😅
That was beautiful ❤️
I feel so bad for his wife, not only is this in public but now the government is involved. They’ve been together for ages. I hope she’s ok.
Oh she’s finnnnneeeee. She’s real fine actually! Probably poppin the top on the Bentley, on her way to breakfast mimos with McKenzie and Melinda
Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.
Apparently Jensen Huang.
But what if i am not into leather jackets?
I have to imagine his one rule is, “the jacket stays on.”
Better than the black dress socks
My brain interpreted that as a tiny leather jacket condom…
How do you feel about an uncomfortable number of spatulas?
same here
Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!
No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you’re a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.
Edit:
I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.
Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?
On huggingface
Oh its only that thing that all these emotionally damaged dipshits do.
Newsworthy:
- Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy
Irrelevant:
- The woman’s modelling career.
- Jensen’s wife and family. It would’ve been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It’s entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn’t give up much if the partner started making threats.
Sure, that’s a good point. Blackmail would indeed have been more likely to succeed, if the affair hadn’t been exposed at this time.
The woman’s modelling career.
WDYM? The joke about Chinese models (like Qwen, DeepSeek, etc.) won’t work without this.
Unless he hired said model to use as plausible deniability (and for sex) while knowingly smuggling $2billion dollars worth of chips to China.
I can’t believe Jensen Huang fucked Kimi. SMHing my damn head.
What is the point of screwing people over to become a gazillionaire if you are not allowed to get all the pussy you want?
