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People have the Bible on their phones? Like, this is a pretty common thing. Also note-taking apps.
Ok but why is your church in the conference room of a Holiday Inn?
I dont know if its the holiday inn, but its definitely in Texas based on the doublewide chairs
This reminded me of a time (at the Peak of ISIS’s Bullshit) when someone came into a Mosque to Pray and had the cops called on him because he A) Had never been to this Mosque before and B) was reading the Quran on his phone and the Imam was worried he might be a terrorist.
Ok who wants church stories because I got some?
I’m listening…
they must be in church at the moment
That’s not church, that’s a corporate seminar
What’s the difference these days?
Fuck this wave, it’s a SIN!
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Ace of Base saw it
What if I’m using it to ask my AI priest about acceptable fluids to baptize children in?
I has what original sin craves.
It’s got electrolytes!
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Is Powerade okay?
Do you want schisms? 'Cause that’s how you get schisms!
Should be fine, but I’m out of tokens so you’ll have to wait until tomorrow if you don’t want to risk condemning your baby to an eternity in hell because you used the wrong sports drink.
How else would they baptize in Florida?
Moral licensing, in one photo.
