• @mountainriver
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    611 year ago

    He appeared to be human, but then they counted his fingers.

    • @Soyweiser
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      321 year ago

      Mr. Vesper, could you wire me my pay? I have not been paid in months, and I need to pay rent!

      “As an AI language model…”

  • Hyperreality
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    501 year ago

    It’s shocking to realise how much of capitalism is just irrational bullshit tulip mania nonsense.

    Sure, AI’s going to change the world, but some of the valuations are absurd.

    • David GerardOPMA
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      181 year ago

      true, it’s going to make it worse

      • @corbin
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        71 year ago

        I agree, and also I find “over a decade” to be a very funny duration. ELIZA was developed in the 60s; it’s been over half a century since humans confused bots for people, which was the point.

  • Mii
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    351 year ago

    I swear, OpenAI is just a bunch of clowns LARPing as a company from Shadowrun and somehow it works and no one questions it.

    • @Soyweiser
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      111 year ago

      It works, as no companies who have institutional power to call them out on their Shadowrun larping will call them out, as their lie relfects their own lie, and suddenly they can no longer sleep. Project mayhem is capitalism! His name is Robert Dunkelzahn!

      E: think my chatbot which I trained on my own posts broke there in the end, should have never trained it on making references.

    • HubertManne
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      91 year ago

      no no. once they get it running on the blockchain it will take over everything!

  • @Soyweiser
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    291 year ago

    “Or — bear with us here — maybe the AGI that everybody’s so worried about is already online, and quietly trying to seize control itself. Just kidding… right?”

    This is some sort of april fools joke right?

  • @Nobody@lemmy.world
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    231 year ago

    Fortunately, the OpenAI fund is insured by renowned financier, Maximilian Bigbux, III, whose vast personal fortune includes uninsurable beachfront Florida real estate, newspaper stock, and some sweet crypto his cousin told him about.

  • Zier
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    231 year ago

    AI = Crypto It’s a hot mess, there will always be a scandal, and the con job is epic.

    • David GerardOPMA
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      a reader tipped me off to a beauty last night, an “AI company” that appears to be a completely fake company

      more as it comes, i’ll probably write a post about it

    • @froztbyte
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      41 year ago

      IS IT NOT THE AI GNIIYS?!

  • flere-imsaho
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    91 year ago

    at least it’s not joiler veppers.

    • David GerardOPMA
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      91 year ago

      these guys are not witty enough to do it as a deliberate pun, no

      • @froztbyte
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        51 year ago

        Or with the brevity demanded

  • 4grams
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    31 year ago

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