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@Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Bzzz bzzz

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Bzzz bzzz

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@Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    84•1 year ago

    Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      31•1 year ago

      Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.

      • has 0 or more friends

      There we go

      • Hjalmar
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        8•1 year ago

        What about me? I have -1 friends

        • flicker
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          For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.

          You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet…

          • Franklin
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            Fucking check ✔️

            Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn’t easy.

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          3•1 year ago

          Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something

          • @30p87@feddit.de
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            3•1 year ago

            If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.

            Sources: me.

            • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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              3•1 year ago

  • The Dark Lord ☑️
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    17•1 year ago

    Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.

    • @fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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      Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    16•1 year ago

    My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don’t have a few friends.

  • @DancingBear@midwest.social
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    13•1 year ago

    I’m having a terrible day today but it’s probably just because Bees are in retrograde

  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

  • @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Got 4 out of 5.

    • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.

  • Björn Tantau
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    5•1 year ago

    Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.

  • @Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5•1 year ago

    7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!

  • @PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
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    Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!

  • @topinambourrex@sh.itjust.works
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    1•1 year ago

    What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?

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