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Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 年前

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Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 年前
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  • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.

      • has 0 or more friends

      There we go

      • Hjalmar@feddit.nu
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        What about me? I have -1 friends

        • flicker@lemmy.world
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          For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.

          You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.

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            Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet…

          • Franklin@lemmy.world
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            Fucking check ✔️

            Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn’t easy.

        • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something

          • 30p87@feddit.de
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            If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.

            Sources: me.

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  • The Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.ca
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    Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.

    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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      Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don’t have a few friends.

  • DancingBear@midwest.social
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    I’m having a terrible day today but it’s probably just because Bees are in retrograde

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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  • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works
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    Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Got 4 out of 5.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought

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        Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.

  • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!

  • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
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    Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!

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    What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?

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