Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
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Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you’re better now.
Attack at dawn.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
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