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You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

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You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

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  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    98•10 months ago

    “Tree” isn’t a biological definition. It’s a descriptive term for “a tall plant with at least one rigid central trunk.” Which means that anything that looks like a tree is probably a tree, regardless of species.

    • caseyweederman
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      26•10 months ago

      I am a tree

      • @cicadagen@ani.social
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        11•10 months ago

        Ayy, welcome to the tree club!

        • caseyweederman
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          2•10 months ago

          shrieks TREE LAWWWWW

          • @Klairabelle@lemmy.world
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            TREEEEEESSSS THEY ARE UUUUSSSSSS

      • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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        6•10 months ago

        We welcome you to tree-hood, my fellow arbor

      • I Cast Fist
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        3•10 months ago

        Do you get pollinated by birds and bees?

        • caseyweederman
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          9•10 months ago

          That’s personal

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    94•10 months ago

    There’s no such thing as a tree.

    And as a QI fan, I feel compelled to add there’s no such thing as a fish

    • @Thorry84@feddit.nl
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      35•10 months ago

      No such thing as a tree? So you mean all those binary trees I’ve been inverting have been a lie? My whole world is shattered.

    • @flora_explora@beehaw.org
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      19•10 months ago

      Indeed, it simply is not a phylogenetic categorization but a physio-ecological one. Tree, like shrub, liana, herbaceous, woody/non-woody are all terms solely used to place plants into functional groups based on how they grow. None of these has to do with their taxonomy.

      So the question is, what is a tree and is having secondary growth necessary to be one? Because monocots, like palms are, don’t have secondary growth, they use some workarounds. But why should that matter in the definition of a tree? I don’t know. So yeah, a coconut palm should be considered a tree. But it hasn’t got to do with phylogenetics (like explained in the article you linked).

      Also, millennia ago there have been vast forests of lycopods!! Just imagine huge trees that are actually spikemosses. So why shouldn’t a palm not be a tree?

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      18•10 months ago

      Of plants native to the Canary Islands, wood independently evolved at least 38 times!

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      11•10 months ago

      https://blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/duvalco/2024/01/23/are-palm-trees-really-trees/

      • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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        19•10 months ago

        A local park ranger I know likes to remark that our state tree is a grass. (I’m in Florida.)

        But I’d say that’s also inaccurate. IMO, grasses are in the family Poaceae, and palms are in the family Arecaceae. I guess one could remark that our state tree is a commelinid…but I don’t think tourists would get as much of a kick out of that.

      • @flora_explora@beehaw.org
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        9•10 months ago

        Typical trees belong to a group of plants called dicots

        Whaaaat? Swiftly ignoring all gymnosperms? The temperate zones are full of trees that aren’t dicots, or even angiosperms! Focusing on some biological traits that aren’t crucial to the definition of a tree sounds like the author already likes their neat categories and wants to retroactively justify them…

    • dohpaz42
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      You forgot about the myth of vegetables.

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      Except that yes there is. It’s just not a scientific term. Same with fish.

    • @criitz@reddthat.com
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      5•10 months ago

      Neat read, thanks

    • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      Halt! I’m here to check the expiry date of your facts!

  • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    There’s no widely-accepted scientific definition of a tree.

    ##PeopleCorrectingPeopleIncorrectly

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    40•10 months ago

    This is a reminder that there is no universally accepted botanical definition of tree. It is also a reminder that usage supersedes definition, so pointing out that coconut palm trees aren’t “trees” makes you both annoying and wrong.

    • @manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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      12•10 months ago

      The definition of tree exists within the context of all that came before it? 🌴

      • unalivejoy
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        2•10 months ago

        Only in the context of biology and evolution, which the right doesn’t understand.

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Mmmmm, I’d say specialists would not use the broader definitions that are more colloquial in nature. Language depends on the user and their purpose/intent. Generally, trees are woody plants with secondary growth and they aren’t monocots. It’s not a hard boundary, but really depends on context.

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C3&q=coconut+tree

        Someone should tell the authors of these hundreds of papers then.

        You do realize the qualifiers you edited in are exactly my point and directly contradict your post, right?

        • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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          2•10 months ago

          https://blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/duvalco/2024/01/23/are-palm-trees-really-trees/

          • dannoffs [he/him]
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            7•10 months ago

            There’s no way you actually read that.

            It’s literally a blog post of one person’s opinion which concludes without a definitive statement, that it’s not settled if they’re trees or not, and then links to a page “for further reading” that categorizes them under trees.

            • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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              I did and I agree with the author. You do not have to agree with us. It’s a form vs function argument. There is not a “right absolute” answer, it’s about how you approach the question.

              • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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                then we agree that it’s incorrect to definitively say that a “palm tree” is not a tree.

                rigidly defending the boundaries of a biological category that’s not a monophylitic group is an exercise in futility. or maybe in linguistics, because if it’s not monophyletic it’s not “real” in an evolutionary sense and the question is in the cultural realm and somewhat subjective. It’s like the discussions about whether a certain food is a fruit/vegetable/etc.

                • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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                  I see it as a paradox. :) I don’t like calling them trees. I just call them palms.

      • Justin
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        5•10 months ago

        Oak trees are more closely related to palm trees than they are to pine trees. It would be pretty arbitrary to exclude monocots but still include magnolids and gymnosperms.

        Even from a purely structural perspective, they’re all tall and have wood and leaves. Palm trees and banana trees don’t have woody branches, but joshua trees do. I guess there’s a difference that no monocot tree has heartwood, but you’ll still need a chainsaw to saw through the trunk of a palm tree.

  • @Downcount@lemmy.world
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    19•10 months ago

    Wait, what?

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Palms, like corn, are really tall grass.

      https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2011/11/06/yes-technically-palms-are-a-big-grass/

      • @Not_mikey@slrpnk.net
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        Conifers aren’t trees by this definition. It seems to completely ignore gymnosperms and even misclassified a couple as dicots like sequoias and junipers.

        We need to stop looking for a scientifically coherent category for a tree and ,like fish, embrace the true, intuitive, childlike definition of it as just a form, a trunk with leaves at the top.

      • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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        12•10 months ago

        How many social credit points do I lose if I refer to bamboo products as “wood” outside of botany nerd circles?

        • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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          7•10 months ago

          I’d say about 69.

          • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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            Nice.

        • @ctenidium@lemmy.world
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          If I remember correctly, wood consists mainly of cellulose, lignin, and hemi-cellulose. I don’t know about bamboo, but I guess it’s some kind of woody material.

          • @Seleni@lemmy.world
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            It’s the lack of lignin (bamboo uses silica as a strengthener) that sets it apart.

            But bamboo is a grass, anyways.

            • @ctenidium@lemmy.world
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              Never doubted bamboo not being a grass. But I didn’t know about the silica thing - that’s really cool!! Thank you for telling this!

            • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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              It’s the lack of lignin (bamboo uses silica as a strengthener)

              Oh I see

      • @ctenidium@lemmy.world
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        “Trees” have secondary growth while “palms” have primary growth. At least that is what I have been told in dendrology lectures.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secondary_growth

        • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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          1•10 months ago

          not necessarily no

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree

      • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        true enough, that doesn’t exclude them from being trees though.

  • @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    18•10 months ago

    From the coco palm family!

    • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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      8•10 months ago

      🎵 Ya ya ya ya ya 🎵

  • DumbAceDragon
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    Trees are the plant version of crabs.

  • @HelixDab2@lemm.ee
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    14•10 months ago

    Okay, and raspberries aren’t technically berries at all, but aggregate fruits. In other words, so the fuck what? When you say ‘coconut tree’, everyone knows what plant you’re referring to.

  • @juliebean@lemm.ee
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    14•10 months ago

    it looks like a tree and quacks like a tree though.

    • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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      Ironically, in this case, that literally means it’s a tree

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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    12•10 months ago

    birds are dinosaurs

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      Fuck it, birds are trees.

      • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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        😔 now you’ve gone too far.

        • dannoffs [he/him]
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          According to OP’s definition:

          Woody ✅

          Secondary growth (feathers) ✅

          Not a monocot ✅

          • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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            3•10 months ago

            https://i.postimg.cc/wBYcTxn8/delayed-agreement.png

            you win 10 internet(s)

      • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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        3•10 months ago

        https://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw

      • Zier
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        Birds are not real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEkzweBJPM

  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🌴🥥🍹

  • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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    Time to post one of my favorite songs:

    https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

    (“Da Coconut Nut”, by Ryan Cayabyab. This version is probably the one performed by his group, Smokey Mountain.)

    This song reminds us that the coconut is not a nut; it is the fruit of the cocopalm.

  • EleventhHour
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    9•10 months ago

    Da palm grows da coconut and turns da election around

  • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    8•10 months ago

    I have literature right here that says otherwise.

    Ahem…

    “A told B, and B told C, I’ll beat you to the top of the coconut tree.”

  • Vampire [any]
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    5•10 months ago

    I disagree.

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