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    3129 days ago

    somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection

    • @reddeadhead
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      828 days ago

      Trying to obtain Remote Thought Execution.

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        728 days ago

        [through extremly compressed audio]
        “Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
        PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
        [low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]

  • @_____@lemm.ee
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    2229 days ago

    Weird I can see his astrally projected self. He must not be using secure shell.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    1429 days ago

    I wish I’d told my comp sci professor that I used astral projection to get my labs done without walking across campus instead of just telnet.