My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Fat
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Because I’d look like this:
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Is that Lukashenko?
Randy bobandy’s dad?
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
I don’t want to be killed off like them?
I could dress like that… for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I don’t have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
It’s too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
Self-respect mostly (at least what’s left of it).
Me too, thanks.
So true 🤣