Open the post for the album. Or don’t. I’m not your mom.

  • TheLowestStone
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    A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

    1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

    2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

    3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

    These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

  • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    4527 days ago

    Obligatory reminder that change.org has literally never accomplished social good, but it has made plenty of profit by selling harvested contact information and social connection information to advertisers.

  • @Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    This is so flawed it isn’t even funny.

    You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that’s only like 9.9 million guns.

  • @JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    One person even noted how kids fingers are smaller and most adult’s fingers wouldn’t fit in the barrel… lol. That’s what the pinky is for, it’s smol for a reason, duh.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    I’m torn on this one.

    Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

    Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.

  • @TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    3d print fingers then epoxy them into all the guns

    two in the pink, one in the stink and one to stop you from shooting your partner

    /calvin peeing on guns

  • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    I think the important thing is to convince the person with the gun that the barrel will explode and kill them, not whether it does explode or not. That was what James Gardner did in the movie Support you local Sheriff.

  • RandomStickman
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    Them: make fun of men by pretending to be dumb My dumb ass: have a good time being able to info dump

    • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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      1227 days ago

      There’s a certain spirit of online debate about trivial or nonsensical things like this that can best be understood as happening purely for the sport of it.