• @GreenSkree@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…

    Standard plan:

    • 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)

    Premium plan:

    • 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
    • Ad Free!

    Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)

    • Mouse acceleration toggle
    • 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
    • Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
    • AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
    • Cloud backup*

    *Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.

    Edit: formatting

    • macniel
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      193 hours ago

      Close enough? Ma dude, Logitech really wanted to do this shit, but has to backpedal after getting massive flak.

  • varoth
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    98 hours ago

    I’d just get a mouse that doesn’t have this bullshit before paying for this. I’ll buy used if needed. I’m not subscribing to a fucking mouse.

  • Toes♀
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    98 hours ago

    move those decimals over one.

    Add a free tier and base it around gacha mechanics.

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      98 hours ago

      Every now and then there’d be a duck hunt bird flying over your windows and it would stop turning only if clicked. This is accumulative, meaning you being AFK gives you two, three ducks flying over your desktop, up to the arbitrary limit of 255.

      • Toes♀
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        57 hours ago

        Ah yes and once you’ve reached max duck you get a 90 second ad for essential oils or you’re free to click all the ducks.

    • Saik0
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      81 hour ago

      The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.

  • rem26_art
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    198 hours ago

    idk I’ve been thinking about getting the standard plan. 10k clicks isn’t much, but If i quit Leauge, then I think i can get by. And I can’t stand the ad supported basic tier anymore. I can’t take one more ad for that crypto exchange

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    295 hours ago

    It’s a good thing that market is so saturated that there’d always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you’re some sort of MMO mouse person.

    That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don’t need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    17 minutes ago

    your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.

  • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    68 hours ago

    I want to know what priority support looks like for a mouse.

    Like what questions would you ask? How would they troubleshoot before sending you to tier 3 support?

    • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      27 hours ago

      the Logitech mouse can change loadouts depending on the game you’re playing but it doesn’t work for all games (really annoying) so that would be my guess

    • @actually@lemmy.world
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      Enhanced clicks use AI to help predict where you want to move the mouse and pre-clicks it, saving some time and effort .

      The elite plan allows game cheats in selected games developed by trusted partners .

      Not at all responsible for wrong clicks.

      Support helps when there is a noticeable pattern of wrong clicks and refers you to training