• Sailor Sega Saturn
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      “Yes judge I downloaded Shrek 2 to train my neural net for my startup”

      “The name of my neural net? Sailor Sega Saturn’s brain I guess…”

      “Oh my startup? That’s what I call trying to get out of bed in the morning!”

        • @YourNetworkIsHaunted
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          SomeBODY once told me

          The world was gonna roll me

          I’m only a stochastic parrot

          She was looking kinda dumb

          Drawing those extra thumbs

          And insisting that the L was on your head

          Well, the slop starts coming and it don’t stop coming

          Steal all the books so you hit the ground running

          Didn’t make sense but I still got funds

          Stole so much art but it still looks dumb

          So much to steal, not much for free

          So what’s wrong with my copyright cheat

          You’ll never know where your power flowed

          Just wait on my uranium glow!

          Hey now, you’re a slop star

          Regulators get played

          Hey now, you’re a great mark

          But Sam Altman got paid

          All that matters is growth

          And that journalists all get rolled

          • @V0ldek
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            51 month ago

            “All that matters is growth” fits so incredibly well there my goodness

          • @froztbyte
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            41 month ago

            this is unreasonably good, well done

  • @casmael@lemm.ee
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    151 month ago

    “”””””””””””shock””””””””””””