I also “liberated” a 32 inch TV out of Walmart the other day, which is now my assistant gunner when I boot up tf2.
This is the future Jurassic Park warned us about.
Clever girls?
Anyone who plays stealth games knows that you have to watch out for the chickens when you’re trying to be sneaky.
if Skyrim has taught me anything it’s that chickens are fucking snitches
And if Zelda has taught me anything it’s that chickens are unstoppable killing machines.
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What do you know about them? They obviously did teach it how to shoot.
Yeah, what good is an assistant gunner if it doesn’t shoot?
Spotting? It’s kind of the crux of the story.
Hmmm. The army here is made out of chicken
You cannot lose!
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What about the Iraq invasion gave you the impression they were there to help to the people?
There are only villains in these proxy wars, no heroes, but the USA supposedly tried to fight against theocracies and extremist paramilitants. They always operated under the guise of rightous necessary intervention.
Sadly the results of their withdrawal from Afghanistan and release of 5000 taliban fighters, both Trump era decisions, shows the USA actually was holding back the tide of baddies in some cases.
You know, all the bombing and killing civilians. How else do you generously spread democracy?
It was trivial to buy a chicken on the local economy. You could get anything for 5 USD or less.
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It’s entirely possible he liberated it by buying it.
Like how my brother “rescued” a puppy by buying it from a pet store. (16 years ago, and yes I don’t approve of puppy mills. Pup now lives with me and is a good grumpy old man dog)
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Keep it civil. This whole comment chain is out of scope for NCD and the name calling isn’t needed.
What if it’s civil, but a war?
So easy to be a formidable force when the army just gives you equipment and training. Even with training, it’s a lot harder when you have no guns or armor. So leaving the army must suck.
