i love her so much, she snores a little bit. 😭 it sounds like a heavy breathing sound but also snoring kinda.
she looks so peaceful and she puts her arm around me as she sleeps. i swear she’s literally sleeping beauty.
(no clue why she’d put my arm around my goofy ass)
I took a picture of my wife sleeping and use it as my picture that comes up when she calls me. It’s been 11 years and I still don’t get tired of how she looks when she sleeps. All cute and peaceful and not yelling at me for bringing sawdust into the house at all.
STOP BRINGING SAWDUST INTO THE HOUSE!!!
I’m a carpenter! And I own a construction company! And I’m often woodworking in the garage! It’s inevitable! If she didn’t want to deal with sawdust occasionally she should have married an accountant or something.
Account dust
Get a Roomba maybe?
I’d rather get yelled at than allow that AI skynet shit into my house.
AI skynet shit
Basic movement algorithms that middle schoolers can program into Legos
Idk anything about roombas, but aside from those basic algorithms I assume there’s a ton of telemetry going back to corporate
Just a heads up cause I have a furry dog, the roomba or roborock series actually work surprisingly well and help out with the allergens too. Highly recommend trying it out even if for 30 days then return it 😅
Get an electric leaf blower for whatever brand of cordless tools you have and blow off all the dust before coming inside.
Fixes like 98% of the issue right there.
Man, I don’t even know where to find electric leaves!
Maybe her yelling is a hint that you should become an accountant???
You just need to build an outdoor shower
If I lived somewhere where it wasn’t currently -30c outside I totally would.
You don’t start hating your SO when you get married. You start hating your SO when you take them for granted and/or if you’re poorly matched. Being married is fucking awesome.
But yes, my husband and I both have pictures of each other sleeping on our phones.
Yeah, I was told this by my lovers. They said I looked peaceful.
Which I guess is a pleasant contrast to the worried tornado wreck that I am when I’m awake.
Is there a creepy way to look at your SO?
Yeah but SO generally means a person you don’t decide to murder…
I do! I like how my so looks, and when she is sleeping, even more.
