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@Yuper@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

Unfortunate family name to start a landscaping business

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Unfortunate family name to start a landscaping business

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@Yuper@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21•3 months ago

    I got a new Dr today and his name is Dr. Bowel. And yes, the appointment was for gastrointestinal issues. That guy saw a chance in life and took it.

    • veroxii
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      6•3 months ago

      My wife had a dentist Dr Chow.

      • @200ok@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Could have also been a chef! #options

      • IninewCrow
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        1•3 months ago

        An old doctor I saw years ago was Dr. Payne, he was treating my broken foot which was very painful.

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      4•3 months ago

      !nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

  • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    10•3 months ago

    Is there some rule that says they need to use their family name in their landscaping business name?

    They chose to use it themselves.

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Some more to add to the list:

    • Burns Oil
    • Chase Bank
    • Fry’s Electronics
    • Luter’s Supply
    • Saad Healthcare

    Feel free to keep adding to this list, there seems to be plenty of them out there…

  • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    I’m torn between my desire to suggest a portmanteau in all possible situations (Blandscaping) and the fact that this would be an even worse name

    • @Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      2•3 months ago

      Lol, run with it! It would be memorable, and people would talk about it.

  • @MohamedMoney@feddit.org
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    5•3 months ago

    I bet they make a mean lawn

    • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      3•3 months ago

      Meh, pretty bland

    • @200ok@lemmy.world
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      2•3 months ago

      Hah! They should have gotten into the golf course grooming business.

  • @ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    3•3 months ago

    Since '76? Not bad.

  • Erik
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    2•3 months ago

    At least they didn’t open a restaurant.

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