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@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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My coffee table has had everything but coffee placed on it.

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My coffee table has had everything but coffee placed on it.

@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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  • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    25•3 months ago

    Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!

    …now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      My butt especially.

      • HobbitFoot
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        5•3 months ago

        What about my butt?

        • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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          This isn’t going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, is it?

  • Mayor Poopington
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    11•3 months ago

    I guess every table in my house is a coffee table

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    11•3 months ago

    Idk. Maybe change that?

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.

    • 3DMVR
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      4•3 months ago

      maybe he prefers tea

      • @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        sum tea

  • @MimicJar@lemmy.world
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    10•3 months ago

    My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.

  • Possibly linux
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    9•3 months ago

    I usually just poor coffee all over my table

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    9•3 months ago

    I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•3 months ago

      The real shower thoughts in the comments.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      1•2 months ago

      that would be a challenge.

  • breakfastmtn
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    That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      • breakfastmtn
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        I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    2•3 months ago

    Same here, I don’t even drink coffee.

  • OpenStars
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    2•3 months ago

    BE the change that you would like to see in the world… 🫠

  • @xoggy@programming.dev
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    These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      3•3 months ago

      Occasional tables.

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