From this image it is obvious that the sun is a giant trampoline which the earth is bouncing on. Summer is at the bottom of the bounce, winter at the top.
This is a true innovation in science
That explains why the sun is so much bigger in summer. Most theories fail to cover this simple fact and just ignore it, gaslighting us into thinking the sun doesn’t change its size much during the year
Occam’s razor, it’s so simple, how could it not be true
This explains why seasons are different in the north and south hemispheres! The Earth is just doing backflips
The sun is like how spheres are rendered in old games: just a flat texture that’s always facing toward the camera.
Introducing the flat moon theory
The earth is a sphere, but we’re surrounded by a giant shell that makes us think there’s an outside universe. In truth, the outside is a dark void
So is the inside
The sun is obviously way smaller than this, just look for yourself.
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The flat mars bar theory
WDYM? This whole image is flat!
actually the moon isn’t there when you’re not looking, btw
Is the sun rendered as a 2d billboard (a plane always facing the observer) or as part of a skybox?
a skybox of the earth is inside a shell; a 2d billboard if it isn’t
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