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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前
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  • TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social
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    The limit for him was 412.

    • GrimSheeper@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

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        First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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          It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy… May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        https://youtu.be/rz1Ad5Yizbk

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    • Redrum714@lemm.ee
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      Yea that guy is just a lil bitch

  • vivadanang@lemm.ee
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    I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just…ugh. the human digestive tract wasn’t meant to endure that kind of disrespect.

    • Neil@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

      • vivadanang@lemm.ee
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        3 年前

        mmmm ranchickennug slurry, just like mom used to pump from the feeding hose

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      disrespect

      That’s straight up violence

    • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works
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      I can eat 9-12 if I force myself

      I usually don’t eat that much

    • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      You mean endure that much pureed chicken skin

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    How long did he take to eat that many?

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      Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.

      I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn’t getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting

      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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        Took a total of zero minutes because that’s a 2019 repost from Reddit based on a satire article from 8satire

        https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

        • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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          ahh man, hate when they source Snopes. Only the best I suppose

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        Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the “Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!” gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

        • Jay@lemmy.ca
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          Bazooka Joe has entered the chat.

        • dingus@lemmy.world
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          I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol

        • Fraylor@lemm.ee
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          Hear me out: frozen dubble bubble.

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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    Presenting to the emergency room…

    • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world
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      I love this guy on YouTube. He’s like a scientific 1000 ways to die

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    When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.

    Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.

    But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.

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      you probably ate a week’s worth of salt.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    oh sure blame the nuggets. poor bastard probably had a syphilitic brain infection

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    Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink 💀

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    if you eat that many you’ll be homestuck

    • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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      distant honking sounds intensify

    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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      It’s like a dog whistle for homestucks

  • The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    Now we know

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    Now now… He was only paralyzed. You could still consume more with assistance after 413.

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    142.999

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point

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    Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?

    • CulturedLout@lemmy.ca
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      I think I’m blind…

  • FaizalR@kbin.social
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    إِنَّا ِللهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُوْن. اا

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      From Google Translate:

      We belong to Allah and to Him we shall return. Oh

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Worth it

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    deleted by creator

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