LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前Let's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square757linkfedilinkarrow-up1432arrow-down10
arrow-up1432arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前message-square757linkfedilink
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·7 个月前With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·7 个月前You’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.
minus-squareAksamit@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 个月前This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
minus-squaremudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 个月前But every time someone worse takes their place
minus-squarenichtsowichtig@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前you lose the finger you’re snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
minus-squarerdri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 个月前Actually, 8. No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.
minus-squarewewbull@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 个月前As someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
minus-squareJarix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 个月前You can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 个月前a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
minus-squareitslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 个月前There’s no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now
minus-squareDarkSpectrum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 个月前But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
You’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
But every time someone worse takes their place
That’s a given looking at history
you lose the finger you’re snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
Actually, 8.
No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.
A thumb?
Yeah.
As someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
You can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when
a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
There’s no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!
Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now
But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it