She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.
Tarzan did it first

To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.
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Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.
I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts
If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?
is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?
if she fart do chat goon?
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
Bung Fu Grip
We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
Don’t skip cheek day
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
Mind the Gap!
nasty and inconsiderate
exactly!
they should be using the front, not the back…
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