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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

Call me a taxi

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Call me a taxi

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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  • bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    2 年前

    The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      So what’s the fake part?

      • Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
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        The part between the corners of the image. It’s white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can’t miss it.

      • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        2 年前

        Texts are on the wrong sides

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          2 年前

          Maybe you are on the wrong side…of the argument

        • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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          2 年前

          I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

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