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adr1an@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'

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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'

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adr1an@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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'Brain is peanut butter': Trump mocked for calling Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan'
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President Donald Trump was brutally mocked over the weekend after he referred to Japan's leader as "Mr. Japan."The president made the statement during an interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo about tariffs. As his July 9 deadline for tariff deals approached, Trump said he would rather send a ...
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    When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

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      ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn’t even know it’s got electrolytes…

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        It’s what plants crave !

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      It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this joke reference

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      Where’s the grift in that? It’s gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

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        Because it’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

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        It’ll be Trumpade

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        RFK’s worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game…

        Edit: Missed a letter and link

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      When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

      You’ll notice that they don’t exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That’s because it’s a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

      The problem isn’t that people are dumb, it’s that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

    • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

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