• Machinist@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.

    I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

    I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      He wont even make it that far. Being a Russian conscript is hell even more so when you don’t know Russian. He will be a victim of hazing and bulling the entire time with no one to help him and will ironically be raped. He will be blowing his brains out before we get to see him smeared across a field.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      5 months ago

      or he meets his demise for trying to flee the battlefield, since russia places barrier troops to prevent people from fleeing.