• TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    310·
    5 个月前

    Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.

    • It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
    • The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
    • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
    • Die mad.
    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
      120·
      5 个月前

      die mad

      Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      5 个月前

      The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.

      It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldEnglish
    199·
    5 个月前

    So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.

    As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.

      • protist@mander.xyzEnglish
        69·
        5 个月前

        He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children

        • Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish
          14·
          5 个月前

          His actions could still impact the offspring’s survival, Thus it would be evolutionary beneficial to not fuck up your offspring’s future by moving to Russia.

        • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          5 个月前

          You can get a DA if your actions lead to your children not reproducing, but generally DAs are not awarded if you kill someone else.

          So if his kids die in a Russian trench before reproducing, he would be eligible for a DA. A this time I’d give him a Honorable Mention at most.

          Edit : Their sons from different marriages opted to stay behind in the US. This would be a HM at best.

    • nomad@infosec.pubBannedEnglish
      6·
      5 个月前

      He is cannon fodder, and his children will be too in a few years. So sad.

  • TallonMetroid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    120·
    5 个月前

    ”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”

    That’s a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there’s that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

  • Sabin10@lemmy.worldEnglish
    98·
    5 个月前

    If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
      12·
      5 个月前

      For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        12·
        5 个月前

        , but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

        Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
        Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!

        ( /s, just in case )

  • fartographer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    71·
    5 个月前

    I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

    A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

    • jimjam5@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      5 个月前

      Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

      Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        5 个月前

        I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas … but that’s because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.

    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      13·
      5 个月前

      Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…

      …fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    64·
    5 个月前

    Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.

    The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.

  • don@lemmy.caEnglish
    51·
    5 个月前

    Excellent use of a Texan, especially one infected with the broke mind virus.

  • Machinist@lemmy.worldEnglish
    47·
    5 个月前

    My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.

    I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

    I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      5 个月前

      He wont even make it that far. Being a Russian conscript is hell even more so when you don’t know Russian. He will be a victim of hazing and bulling the entire time with no one to help him and will ironically be raped. He will be blowing his brains out before we get to see him smeared across a field.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish
      5·
      5 个月前

      or he meets his demise for trying to flee the battlefield, since russia places barrier troops to prevent people from fleeing.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.worldEnglish
    42·
    5 个月前

    He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

      • Tiger666@lemmy.caEnglish
        4·
        5 个月前

        I agree that the east of Ukraine has many fascists in it. They usually go around with the letter Z on their person. Have you seen them?