Don’t worry, I have TACO on quick dial and he’ll fix the crypto
In 50 days there’s a deal on the table
Concepts of a deal
Taco, you say?
Ritzcoin?
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time!
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I had to check, I never knew Ethereum got that high. It’s apparently at 3,600 right now. It passed 4000 twice, hasn’t dropped to 1,000 after those but looked like it was at 1800 or something after the crash in 2021.
They had to buy at its absolute peak. Sheesh. Guess if they sell now they only lose like 10%.
if they were the type to buy at 4000 they probably already sold at <2000
That’s why you have to buy every day and never sell. Just throw 1,000 in every day for the rest of your life and it’ll be fine.
1,000 x 365
,000= 1,000,000 every three years so as long as crypto market doesnt collapse you will die a multimillionaire. You’ll also live broke, but that’s just something you have to accept.Edit: there are 365 days in a year, not 365,000. My mind went like 1,000 x 365 = 365,000 = a third of a million. Or a million every three years.
1,000 x 365,000 = 1,000,000 every three years or so
Something is amiss there. Your years seem about a thousand times too long
Yes oops
I’ve reviewed my budget and decided this is do-able. 1,000 rials a day till I die.
If I live for 40 years more, and it doubles in value, I’ll have $695 when I die!
1,000 rials a day
Somehow i assumed you were talking about dollars or euros. I have heard of this strategy (dollar cost averaging) by buying the same amount on a frequent basis. But i myself would be inclined to spread the risks too though. Best of luck accumulating that $695 though!
Oh no I was talking about U.S. dollars, then I had to fix it to fit my budget of rice and beans haha
Jesus, just take the 5% on the million and be happy lol.
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They had to buy at its absolute peak.
That’s when all the Superbowl ads were saying to invest.
4000 is what I sold at. Easiest money I ever made.
Yeah, this meme is ancient. Hope the mom never sold.
There’s no loss if you don’t sell
If you never sell it’s a 100% loss since you can never use that money for anything ever.
Easily fixed with a screenshot of a faked Elon tweet about Eth being so undervalued right now.
Drop that shit on r/wallstreetbets and sell about 30 minutes later.
Crypto gambling, ftfy :)
Currently worth $3,642.07, but yes 4k was a stupid buy.
If it were 10k it would have been a genius buy though!
No, it wouldn’t. 2k would have been. Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy, idc if it does take off after.
Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.
Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy
If you bought NVIDIA at $43/share on September 1, 2023 you were an absolute dipshit.
If you bought Palantir at $35/share on January 29, 2021 you were a total moron.
Meanwhile, Bear Stearns at $60 in March of 2008? A fucking steal. Buy! Buy! Buy!
Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.
I always read the prospectus on a slot machine before I put money in. Strangely enough the p/e on these things is amazing, but I never make any money on my trades.
I’m curious as to how much casino’s rig their shit.
MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don’t think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.
Do you have any documentation?
You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.
Not interested in Balrato.
A steam deck is also out of reach for now.
Thanks for the regs, and I hadn’t check that podcast out in a while. Good reason to get back it!
Lmao, no surprise to see you defend actual slot machines.
‘Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so’
Keep waiting for that AMC gamma, dolt.
“This is why we don’t love you.” Bitch, you better not need end of life care from me; you will find out about my lack of love for you.
Hold it. Crypto is senseless. It’ll climb again.
I think she bought the wrong stuff never heard of etherim
It’s actually the more practical of the crypto currencies from my perspective. It’s setup to enable things like smart contracts and exchanges and was a big driver of web 3.0.
Not that I’m a big proponent of web 3.0, it at least tried to be a currency unlike every other crypto currency.
LMAO
Welcome to holding the bag. Never listen to family.
this is the whole reason why I don’t give financial advice to people, and when they press me for it I tell them
your money is your money, I’m telling you this because you need to be responsible for your own finances. all investments are bad and you will lose money. it’s up to you to identify if this information is helpful or not to you. what works for me may not work for you. there is never a "sure thing* and don’t risk more than you can afford to lose.
~ Howard Graham Buffett
Terrible mother
Mom buy AMC ,you have no idea what’s about to happen 🦍🚀
Aaah classic. Forgot to prefix it with:“this is not financial advice”
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Broke: Searching stocks by the size of their five year annualized dividend weighted by their EBITDA
Woke: Buying the stock with the highest dividend last quarter
Bespoke: Putting my entire retirement account into the index fund called YieldsBiggerThanMyDick
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Ok I’ll buy it back from you
