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It’s a better reason than the truth so I’ll take it.
One of nature’s most venerable predators, the horse
After seeing this comment, my autistic discomfort with direct eye-contact now feels justified.
panics about the lines of a crosswalk and has a heart attack
Wait, women wear tops so they don’t scare horses?
Great news, Ladies! There’s no horses around anymore! You can set those boobies FREE!
Well, it wasn’t in r/NoStupidAnswers, I suppose.
A NotKenM worthy post.
I was thinking similar. Maybe his grandson got fiber at central park.
To this, I say nay!
Whip
Bop
The nipples spook the horses and the horses spook the bears who have arrived to attack women because of their menstrual cycle.
It’s one of natures wonderful circles.
Because republicans exist
Now I’ve become really curious in which English-speaking countries going topless is illegal.
USA for one although it varies by state.
Not that surprising. I heard a pastor once say science cannot explain rainbows, and that same pastor also once said volcanoes are scientific proof that Hell is real because it proves hellfire coming out of the center of the earth (a lot of evangelical Christians believe Hell is actually physically located in the center of the earth). He also would routinely argue that the Bible says God will kill people who don’t give money to the church. Pastors can be genuinely unhinged.
Honestly I’m amazed it’s legal for women to travel on freeways, at those speeds the chances of their uterus flying out is just so dangerous.
Funniest thing I’ve read this morning. The horses were really unexpected.
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The pastor isn’t all wrong. Some people, such as me, found breasts terrifying
yeah… uh… me too… I think I need exposure therapy…
Totally legal in Canada (at least most of it I think). No one ever does it though. Or at least rarely.
