I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.
I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I’m existing.
Look, people showing cleavage are aware it’s going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you’re going to read them. There’s a difference between noticing something and staring right at it
I had a dream I went to a thrift store and saw a miniskirt made out of that reflective fabric used for construction sites.
I was so pissed when I woke up
Almost like in Austin Powers:
(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a “teat gun”. Now I’m curious if that was coincidence.)
I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.
I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I’m existing.
I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.
Look, people showing cleavage are aware it’s going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you’re going to read them. There’s a difference between noticing something and staring right at it
But I’m a slow reader
Distracted reader*
A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying “Caution!”
I think it’s genius
I had a dream I went to a thrift store and saw a miniskirt made out of that reflective fabric used for construction sites.
I was so pissed when I woke up
If I was less lazy I’d make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men’s eyes with a laser.
Men’s eyes are not lasers. It’s a glance. Good grief.
Almost like in Austin Powers:
(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a “teat gun”. Now I’m curious if that was coincidence.)