I just glued a dildo to my Roomba. It’s happening today!

fucking machines go brrrrr

PSA: “Expert futurologist” isn’t really a thing.

Why do they go for the “I, Robot” look for the robots? I wouldn’t be able to keep going. I’d be waiting for my sexbot to turn around and give me the flat “No.”

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to make you cum. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don’t.

Robot definitely looks like he’s channeling Marvin here.

Those kind of “aged like milk” news are a great sort of memento mori reminding us that we should always be skeptical of tech news articles making speculative claims

Yeah, but it’s in the scum so it’s unlikely to be true

I mean, if you consider my syncable bluetooth toys a robot, they are not wrong lol

That poor robot, its right arm is completely separated from its torso :(

just another empty promise

clanker

Sex Robot