My back can’t do that
Notice the illustration. They maintain proper posture and squat to reach the other’s eye level. No need to hurt your back.
Their neck is a 90 degree angle
Can you blame them? Look at that cute red dress!
My knees can’t do that.
(seriously. A very short time, yes)
Get a better back, please.
Aaayayayayayayyaaaaiiiii
Ooooshka low
Pashonka!
Proshanka!
I can hear the singing
Kneel before me
So, will this technique improve my social interactions? Is this what I’ve been doing wrong?
Alternatively, pick up the shorty to bring them up to your eye level. They’ll get to experience the world from a whole new perspective
It’s not disrespect, little guy, it’s just my knees ain’t what they used to be.
Thank you.
It’s not my fault I’m tall. Just like it (probably) isn’t yours to be short. It’s NOT disrespectful to simply be.









