Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.
With a duplication glitch, wouldn’t both technically be the same chick?
Twins is nice, duplicates is a trip
Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.
One guy already found this hack and created a shitty “AI” company
Crypto…
I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most
Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.
- Tell absolutely no one.
- Helping the people who did help me when I was in need of help.
- Live an simple, boring life.
- Continue studying what I like (I love learning).
Plant crops, sell crops and hold some back to plant next year’s crop.
Real-life infinite money/duplication glitch.
That sounds suspiciously like farm work.
do it before they broke farms in next update
Too late, they patented GMO plants update is already out. If you try to grow the “natural” plants, they just get killed by the pesticides, also sold by the same company that sells the GMO plant seeds. You cannot legally replant the seeds, if they even produce seeds at all. They’d send their goons to threaten you.
Here’s the thing, you can actually just ignore the laws, and as long as you keep your fucking mouth shut, you’ll be fine.
- Replanted seeds yield lower quality crops
- You need to have an active contract with them, you need to pay a fee to be able to use their seeds. If you don’t have an active contract with them, you don’t have permission to use their seeds, they’ll send their goons around to inspect your plants, if they find what looks like a crop grown from their seeds, they’ll sue you, they don’t care how it got there, they’ll just sue you anyways. Other people around the area could also snitch on you.
Never mind the cost of land and labour/equipment, they’re not important. /s
Build and buy media networks and hire the best investigative journalists. Back centre-left political parties worldwide and back unions and backstop strike funds until the whole world strikes like the French. Fund electrified mass transit, renewable energy and passivehouse construction and urban controlled-environment agriculture. Fund orphanages, school food programs and poverty alleviation and social justice causes.
I’d also start an eco-religion whose funding goes to a land trust that buys important and sensitive lands to return to wilderness and 50% can be lightly used by humans as national parks and 50% is forbidden for humans at all. Church of Gaia. The church would have monks who work as rangers/land defenders to enforce the holy order.
I would live a quiet simple life in a relatively modest but comfortable passive house on a permaculture farm. My “car” would be a selection of percheron horses and a small selection of carriage/wagons.
I want to live in your world.
Sign me the fuck up as well, Solarpunks unite!
If we had lots of time, then it’s easy. Just buy total market index funds and sit and wait. This is why vampires are usually rich. If you’ve lived that long, and you’re not rich, you’re doing something wrong.
$2 at 7% a year for 50 years = $58.91
$2 at 7% a year, for 500 years = $1,505,863.24
The power of compound interest!
My wallet never would be empty, but just enough to buy a drink or a meal when need it
Continue doing what I love without having to worry about money being an issue
Tell no one, obscure monetary transactions to the best of my ability, and fund global communism
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Fuck that guy
If you make a black hole next to the sun, I’m thinking the sun is gonna be the thing that orbits the black hole. Also the whole solar system is fucked. But maybe that’s what you wanted with that scenario. 😅
Its funny how some people are willing to sacrifice the whole solar system and themselves just to fuck that one guy
Must be a really hot guy
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I guess that’s the implied assumption here, that there’s nothing “squeezing” a celestial body but its own gravitation. 😛
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Yes, it has happened to me.
I had put my money into the ticket vending machine on the train platform. The ticket came out, but the machine could not cut off the paper properly. Well, not too serious, I could live with that ticket that was looking just a little bit crumpled. After several seconds, an error message appeared on the screen. Then the machine decided to give me my money back. So I had both: my ticket and my money.
I liked that so much that I tried it again, and it gave exactly the same result again.
I could probably have repeated it for hours, but then my train appeared. :-)
When I was young we had a postage stamp vending machine.
And I believe it had a bunch of stamps peeking out from under it. And also tried to extract some more. Took as many as I could, which ended in about 5 or 10€ in postage stamps :)
