It can always be worse than feet.
Like ears or armpits?
How innocent you are
Much worse. If only. Humans are interesting.
Big knees.
Hands, Cubits
Or like being a pedophile
Feet are absolutely not God’s fault. God would have used metric.
You’re trying so hard to only use the metric system that you probably walk around on your 1/3 of a meter .
On my two three-decimeters.
Metric users be like “33cm is one third of a meter”.
Wrong, the Lord’s measurement is cubits
This comic goes from amusing to dark really fast if you replace “feet” with some of the more…deviant attractions out there.
“Why did it have to be getting shitted on!?”
Considering this is the Christian god… Uhmmm… Yeah, so, guro wouldn’t be all that far fetched.
Pinus strobus?
Nice
Belly button.
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Yeah, so what? You gonn kink shame me now, huh?

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Because why not?Looks like a sleeping Mike Wazowski
I absolutely shame kinks. But being into belly buttons is probably the tamest kind of kink of all existing kinks in the world.
Those are not the kind of kinks I shame.
\You couldn’t even if you tried.
A hole’s a hole.

Hell yeah!
…and nobody cares when I carry my own fleshlight publicly.
I like the lower back. Not the butt, the back. No idea why.

Here’s you go my man. Extra wide for extra play area.
I can’t reach that angle with my phone, else I would’ve sent you my own.
You mean the things you can see naked in public all the time? What’s the problem?







