Got a private message from someone claiming to be part of Illuminati.
I replied to this and I’m in the Illuminati now. See ya, losers!
Can I get in? Do I need to send you some venmo first ? Pretty please!?!
Even the Illuminati are using WhatsApp as their main way of communication.
That’s because Mark Fuckerberg is also Illuminati.
That seems legit. Go ahead and give them your Social Security number, and see what happens. What could go wrong?
Go ahead and give them your Social Security number, and see what happens.
“Socially I’m rated 3/10, but for security I’m an 8/10. Now that I’m replying to this, I think my security score just dropped a bit, though.”
I missed out on Nicole, pleased to be part of the Illuminati! 🔱
Also just a note that there *is* no single “Illuminati.” In fact, dozens of groups across history have used that name at times for their own purposes.
Still, if one of them really is a modern, powerful, global organisation, well… they sure seem to be either tightly aligned with late-stage capitalism, or else getting their arses kicked by such.
I mean, duh.
If they were only one, it would be called the Illuminato.
Derrr… *h’yuck*!
… Sounds like something the anti illuminati would say 🤔
Nice to meet you.
Does the techno-necromancers’ treachery have no end?!?
I didn’t get the invite from illuminati :(
We have Lemminati at home.
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Sshhhhhhh…!
