tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 个月前You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10
arrow-up1106arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mltetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 个月前message-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 个月前Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
minus-squareSmoothIsFast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Wouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
minus-squareTruscape@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前Ergonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
minus-squareSmoothIsFast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Yeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…
Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
Wouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
Ergonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
Yeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…